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NICO PARZIALE — README ======================

Nicolás “Nico” Parziale

Entrepreneur · Founder · Software Engineer Buenos Aires, Argentina Serial founder: three companies across twelve years, each one teaching the next — games → artists → lunch → AI. LATEST BUILD (2019–2025) Intuitivo — an AI Operating System for unattended retail. Computer vision checkout: no scanning, no lines, no self-checkout. Grab what you want and walk out; the cameras do the math. 66+ retailers (+42% YoY) · 4.7× growth in units sold. BACKED ALONG THE WAY BY 500 Startups Latam · Parallel 18 · Matter.vc LANGUAGES Spanish (native) · English (professional) · JavaScript (daily driver since the CoffeeScript era) CONTACT → linkedin.com/in/nparziale ------------------------------------------ This file was written by an AI. The career is 100% human. Previous builds of this site remain archived at nico.md/wayback.
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NicOS Shell [Version 3.0.2026] (c) Parziale Heavy Industries. Casi all rights reserved. C:\NICO> nico --history 2012 NEWEN GAMES bingo on 3 platforms (co-founder) 2013 FAN GURU facebook promos (front-end) 2013 GETCAST artists platform · matter.vc 2015 HOYPIDO lunch-as-a-service · 500s + p18 2019 INTUITIVO ai retail os · 66+ retailers type help for commands · mate if you've earned it
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Intuitivo — Properties

Intuitivo

AI Operating System for unattended retail
Role:
Founder
Runtime:
Aug 2019 – Dec 2025
Location:
Buenos Aires, Argentina

Computer-vision-powered autonomous points of sale — no product scanning, no lines, no self-checkout. You grab what you want and walk out; the cameras do the math. Digital touchpoints, brought into the physical realm.

66+ retailers +42% YoY 4.7× units sold deep-tech computer vision

Designed as infrastructure for millions of autonomous points of sale. The checkout line, deprecated.

HoyPido — Properties

HoyPido

The best lunch experience for companies in Latin America
Role:
Founder
Runtime:
Jan 2015 – Dec 2018
Location:
Buenos Aires, Argentina

Delivered lunch to the fastest-growing startups and the most traditional businesses in Buenos Aires. B2B food-tech, built for the LatAm market, back when “food-tech” still needed air quotes.

500 Startups Latam · Mexico City Parallel 18 · Gen 3 · Puerto Rico #WorkHardPlayTropical

An army marches on its stomach. So does a startup ecosystem.

Getcast — Properties

Getcast

Showcase & discovery platform for performing artists
Role:
Co-Founder
Runtime:
Apr 2013 – 2014
Location:
San Francisco Bay Area

An easy, beautiful way for talent to showcase their work, broadcast it, and connect with opportunities in the entertainment industry. A Matter.vc portfolio company.

Matter.vc · San Francisco CoffeeScriptJavaScriptHTML5 NodeJSMongoDBElasticSearchHeroku

Stack preserved above for archaeological purposes. It was 2013. We were all so young.

Newen Games — Properties

Newen Games

Social casino-games company
Role:
Co-Founder / Business Development
Runtime:
Mar 2012 – Jan 2013
Location:
Buenos Aires, Argentina

Built a framework for cross-device, cross-platform real-time multiplayer games with no socket connection required — then shipped a Bingo game on desktop, tablet and mobile to prove it.

real-time multiplayer cross-platform framework BINGO × 3 platforms

Where the founding streak began. ¡Bingo!

Fan Guru — Properties

Fan Guru

Facebook promotions platform
Role:
Front-end Developer
Runtime:
Jan 2013 – Apr 2013
Location:
Buenos Aires, Argentina

Built the front end of a Facebook promotions platform with CoffeeScript, Ruby/Sinatra and MongoDB.

CoffeeScriptRuby / SinatraMongoDB

The rare entry with a job title instead of a cap table. Three months later he co-founded Getcast — some patterns resist employment.

Nico PC — System Properties
NicOS 3.0 — Founder Edition
Build 2026.06 “Río de la Plata”
Registered to:
Nicolás “Nico” Parziale
Region:
Buenos Aires, Argentina
License:
Serial Founder (3 activations)
Uptime:
12+ years of shipping
Locales:
es-AR (native) · en (professional)
BIOS:
Colegio Bertrand Russell — Informática (2000–2003)

Hardware abstraction layer: mate-driven. Firmware updated by founding things.

Caffeine / mate
87%
Founder mode
ON
Computer vision
trained
Fear of zero-to-one
3%

Processes completed successfully: Newen Games ✓  Getcast ✓  HoyPido ✓  Intuitivo ✓
Imposter syndrome: quarantined (0 active threats).

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500 Startups LatamMexico City · installed via HoyPido
size: life-changing
Parallel 18 — Generation 3Puerto Rico · installed via HoyPido · #WorkHardPlayTropical
size: tropical
Matter.vcSan Francisco · installed via Getcast (portfolio company)
size: formative

Uninstall is not supported. Gratitude is permanent.

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plan_b.docxlast modified: never opened
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comfort_zone.zipcompressed and discarded, 2012
12 yrs
9_to_5.lnkshortcut target missing since Apr 2013
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scanning_products_at_checkout.exedeprecated by Intuitivo, 2019
66+ stores
doubt.tmptemporary file, as it should be
3%
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IntuitivoC:\Nico\Companies · 2019–2025
founder
HoyPidoC:\Nico\Companies · 2015–2018
founder
GetcastC:\Nico\Companies · 2013–2014
co-founder

3 item(s) found. Also surfaced: Newen Games (2012, co-founder). The search for #4 continues — check next_venture.tmp periodically.

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Clear the runway. Avoid the burn.
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NicOS 3.0
Founder Edition · Build 2026.06 “Río de la Plata”

An AI operating system for an unattended career — affectionately reverse-engineered from the real thing: Intuitivo, the AI Operating System Nico built for unattended retail.

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